Master Tomfooler Guide

This guide is for master tomfoolers.

How to tomfool like master

To become a master, one must learn from the master. Observe these prominent tomfoolers:

  • Lord Thomas de Foolery
  • Lazy Jack Cornerbeater
  • Miss Ylona Shadowchill

Tomfooling master rules

Follow these rules to be like masters:

  1. Avoid sunny areas in summer. The only exception are beaches.
  2. Do whatever you want, unless it is not hard labor. But do it gracefully.